Marching to a beat only I can hear.
pother:

I control your entire country, kids

pother:

I control your entire country, kids

(Source: marvobow)

nickelbackthatassup:

no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/

andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off

andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off

magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

lukehemmingssmut:

this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him

diglettdevious:

gemmacorrell:

(via Four Eyes Comic Strip, June 09, 2014 on GoComics.com)

a light but relentless drizzle of anchovies

diglettdevious:

gemmacorrell:

(via Four Eyes Comic Strip, June 09, 2014 on GoComics.com)

a light but relentless drizzle of anchovies

nadeki:

noobling:

person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

me: 

me: 

me: image

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

the-gameissomething:

do you ever feel like you’re just sort of 

there

like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care if it was gone

like you just sort of exist but you don’t really mean anything