Relationship statuses and how much I doubt it if you add “happily” in front of it:
Happily single: I have no reason to question that, nobody else gets to decide how you feel, and I’m happy for you.
Happily dating: Kind of weird that you’d feel the need to clarify. You know you don’t have to date someone who doesn’t make you happy, right?
Happily engaged: Same as previous, but more so. You know you should not be getting married to someone who doesn’t make you happy, right? I’m not leaving before I know that you know.
Happily married: Could go either way tbh, but most likely you are. If someone’s not actually happy with their marriage, it shows, no matter what they say.
Happily divorced: Yeah this one I have no reason to doubt. Nobody says they’re happy about being divorced unless they really are happy about it.
Happily widowed: I wouldn’t doubt that you are but girl did you kill him.
going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi:
just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like “he has underwater skunk herpes” and they give the guy a new butthole and he’s cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.
